As Long As He Isn’t a Slytherin



A lunchtime conversation at work…

Danielle: “So what’s going on with this guy?”

Me: “He’s from the east coast…vice president of a financial investment firm…super funny…smart….well-educated.”

Danielle: “Where did he go to school?”

Me: “He has an MBA from Wharton.”

Danielle: “From where?”

Me: “Wharton.”


Danielle: “I want you to admit something… ¬†You’re only dating this guy because it sounds like he went to Hogwarts.”

Me: “Oh, totally.”