Just Be Happy I Don’t Use Mine To Make Bombs, Kids.

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Me: (singsonging in the kitchen) “It’s the weeeeeekend! ¬†You know what that means!”

(Boys whispering in their room.)

Liam: “Shit, that means the crockpot is coming out.”

Xavier: “And that she’s not wearing¬†pants.”

Me: “I HEARD THAT!”

Liam: (whispering) “Dog ears.”