(A wholly appropriate Sunday morning text conversation)
Ryan: What are you doing?
Me: Caolinn wanted to watch the last two Twilight movies back-to-back…so that’s what we’re doing.
Ryan: Are you Team Edward?
Me: I’m Team Alice.
Ryan: Alice? Who’s Alice?
Me: She’s the sister; she can see into the future.
Ryan: So can I. You’re about to waste the next four hours of your life.