Sucking Metaphors Are Redundant Here, Aren’t They?



(A wholly appropriate Sunday morning text conversation)

Ryan: What are you doing?

Me: Caolinn wanted to watch the last two Twilight movies back-to-back…so that’s what we’re doing.

Ryan: Are you Team Edward?

Me: I’m Team Alice.

Ryan: Alice?  Who’s Alice?

Me:  She’s the sister; she can see into the future.

Ryan: So can I.  You’re about to waste the next four hours of your life.