The Danger Zone Indeed.

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(It would take entirely too long to explain how this conversation got started.)

Ryan: Rambo III was the only movie I’ve ever seen, where I wanted my money back.

Me: For me that was Eyes Wide Shut. Never has a movie with so much sex, been so sexless.

Ryan: That’s because the only believable sexual tension that Tom Cruise has ever had, onscreen, was with Val Kilmer.

 

**And if you don’t think Top Gun was softcore gay porn, I’m begging you to rewatch the shower scenes. ¬†All of them.