Sure, Kid, But Have You Seen How Well I Waterboard?



Student: “Miss McMcerson, you’re the best teacher.”

Me: “It’s because I know how to stream Netflix to a Smartboard, isn’t it?”

Student: “Yeah, but also because you don’t strangle us like my last teacher.”

Me: “Ummm.”

Student: “He was better at basketball than you, though.”

Me: “Well, I can’t be the best at everything.”

Student: “True.”