So, to make a very long story short… Some criminal asshole made a duplicate of my credit card, which they then used at a retail store, that shall remain nameless, where a sales associate allowed them to use my card SEVENTEEN times in a row for amounts between 40 and $50, resulting in over $700 in charges. Needless to say, this was both infuriating, and a giant waste of my time to get fixed.
Tracy: “What’s going on with your credit card situation.”
Me: “I’m still working on getting my new card and getting all the charges removed. I filed a police report yesterday.”
Tracy: “Has the store offered to send you anything as a way of restitution since they fucked up?”
Me: “I want more than a gift basket for this bullshit, I want somebody HUNG.”
Tracy: “Honey, we all want someone hung, but I’m pretty sure in lieu of a big dick, you’re just going to settle for a gift basket.”