Statistics…Like Analytics…But Without The Anal.

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It’s time for another round of terrible ways people found my blog!

 

 

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1. Who is googling “Steve Buschemi penis”, and does it have one crazy sad eye?

2. I’m not even going to get into y’all’s mommy issues.

3. Which one of you exactly, is “scrutinizing your vagina”…and wound up here?

4. If you’re looking for tips on “fantastic fucking”…this place isn’t going to help you at ALL.

5. I feel it necessary to apologize to the ghost of Leonid Brezhnev. ┬áSir, I swear I haven’t written about you, and I’m sorry you’re stuck in there with all the penis inquiries.