Me: I found McGonagall cuddling with the dog!
Me: She took off before I could get it.
Ryan: Of course she did. If those got out her rep would be ruined.
Me: I’m going to get one eventually. I’m going to be more relentless than that paparazzi who got the pic of Bieber’s wiener.
Ryan: I just read that and accidentally said ‘Bieber’s wiener’ out loud.
Ryan: I’m just going to go ahead and quit my job, now.
And then, today, I got the picture… 🙂
“This isn’t what it looks like.”
Xavier: “I can’t wait to see Big Hero 6, because six is my favorite number.”
Liam: “That’s because you’re the devil.”
Xavier: “Then you’re the devil’s twin…how’s that working out for you.”
A conversation that I overheard between my three children…
Caolinn: “What is Liam talking about?”
Xavier: “Nothing, he just wanted to tell you that Justin Bieber was dating Selena Gomez, and I told him that everybody knows that.”
Caolinn: “Yeah, Liam, everybody knows that.”
Liam: “Nooooo!” (pause) “Not raccoooooons!”