Me: Soooo, I got my new plate.
Ryan: You get a good one?
Me: (Sends picture)
Ryan: Haaaaaa! Can’t. Stop. Laughing.
Me: I am NOT keeping these.
Ryan: Are you sure? It’ll make you incredibly popular when you park in the student parking lot.
Me: Jesus fucking Christ.
Ryan: Whatever prisoner printed those is currently laughing his ass off.
Me: Can we be clear that the prisoner in question is PROBABLY a former student of mine?
Ryan: Are you going to order vanity plates now?
Me: The irony is, that if I had tried to order this EXACT plate, the DMV would have rejected my request.
Ryan: What are you going to do?
Me: Ughhhhh…I refuse to spend $50 for vanity plates.
Ryan: Well, then…you only have one option.
Me: Which is?
Ryan: Take them to the DMV, wait in line for a few hours, and then explain to a bureaucrat how you don’t want to advertise that you get “BNRS469”.
Ryan: That would make a much better licence plate.