Me: I’m too tired to teach tomorrow, I think I’ll just show them a movie.
Ryan: How about Frozen?
Me: How about Mommy Dearest?
Ryan: Good call, it would make all the parents look good.
Me: Today’s lesson: Perspective.
Ryan: They’ll also learn important life lessons like “Clean your plate.”
Me: And, “No, you DON’T need all those birthday presents.”
Ryan: And, “You can’t beat Mommy at swimming, but she can beat you…with everything in the house.”
Me: So much better than Disney.