And This Is Why You Never Leave My Son Alone With Popsicle Sticks And Duct Tape


Me: “What are you doing?”

Xavier: “Making a teeny tiny crossbow.”

Me: (pause) “What is this crossbow going to shoot?”


Me: “Are you pausing because you’re still trying to figure that part out, or because you’re trying to think of an answer that won’t piss me off?”


Me: “Throw it away.”


UPDATE: This thing is operational. ┬áZombie apocalypse…BRING IT.

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