My Boyfriend Is Sexually Attracted To Cinnabon Hair

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This all started because I texted this picture to Ryan, this morning.

Ryan: Ouch, she’s perfectly thin, but if he really wants to complain, she’s actually kind of old to be a Disney princess.

Me: Seriously.  What was she?  23?  Go retire, already, grandma.

Ryan: She was actually 19 when that scene was filmed.  Star Wars nerd, here.

Me: I feel like I should be giving you a wedgie, for knowing that.

Ryan: I once got into a fight with someone over who knew more Star Wars trivia.  We had a contest.

Me: Annnnnd?

Ryan: You have to ask?  Do I look like some scruffy nerf herder?

Me: Ummm…that answer really just leads to bigger questions.

Someone Clearly Slipped My Twins Some Mescaline

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(I can’t be the only person who sees this video and wonders how he isn’t one of mine.)

A random quote from each of my sons today…  This, Ladies and Gentlemen, is what I get to listen to every day, while I’m driving…

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Xavier: “Mom!  What do you mean I can’t have a hang glider!? What do they make them for then!?”

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Liam: “Don’t you think it would be funny if they made a show about Darth Vader, and he wanted a girlfriend, and they called it Darth Dater?”