I Need To Rethink My Seduction Techniques

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Ryan: “God it’s cold in here.”

Me: “Are there some Toros in the atmosphere?”

Ryan: (pause) “What?”

Me: “From Bring It On…you know…’Brrrr, it’s cold in here…there must be some Toros in the atmosphere’.”

Ryan: “Never saw it.”

Me: “Well, I know what we’re doing Saturday.”

Ryan: “Robbing me of any semblance of manhood?”

Me: “It has girls in short skirts.”

Ryan: “Aren’t these girls in high school?”

Me: “Ohhhhh…true.”

Ryan: “Who are you!? ¬†Am I talking to Chris Hansen, again!?”

Me: “Again?”

Ryan: “I said nothing.”