This Is Why I Need A Full-Time Handler

Standard

Casual acquaintance: “Oh, we just got a new cat, too!”

Me: “What did you name it?”

Casual acquaintance: “Banana, because she’s kind of yellow.”

Me: “Oh, you let your kids name it. You’re so much nicer than I am. I want to let them name our pets, but kids always come up with such ridiculous names.”

(pause)

Casual acquaintance: “I named the cat.”

Me: “Ohhhhhh…..I’m…..yeah….”