A conversation at my mother’s dinner table with my daughter (Caolinn) and the twins (Xavier and Liam). My mother, for the record, said NONE of this.
Liam: “Grandma said that I’m her favorite twin.”
Caolinn: “Yeah, but I’m her favorite overall grandchild.”
Liam: “We all know that, Caolinn, but I’m the favorite of the twins.”
Xavier: “What the HELL, Grandma!?”