Hopefully, Han Won’t Be The Only Thing It Keeps Solo

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Me: “Did Grandma order you your new sheets?”

Liam: “Yes, I got Star Wars ones!”

Me: “Okay…well…I guess that’s okay. ย It’s probably the last time you can get something like that, so you might as well enjoy it.”

Liam: “What do you mean the last time?”

Me: “Honey, you’re 14, you’re probably never going to have this opportunity to get fun sheets again.”

Liam: “Mother, I think you’re grossly underestimating the kind of adult I plan on becoming.”

10 thoughts on “Hopefully, Han Won’t Be The Only Thing It Keeps Solo

  1. Doug in Oakland

    When I was 19 I had a 25 year old girlfriend named Janet who had Star Wars everything, sheets and pillowcases included. Which was OK, except I found that there were things I’d rather not have Chewbacca staring at me while I was doing…

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