Ask Your Doctor If Your Heart Is Healthy Enough For Sexual Activity

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Matthew: Did I tell you that BJ had a heart attack?

Me: No!  Is he okay?

Matthew: Dude almost dies two weeks ago, and then he posts that he had THIS for lunch.

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Me: Yeah, that is NOT on the heart patient menu.

Matthew: This is the equivalent of saying, “I just got rid of my syphilis, time to rawdog some hoes!”

Me: I’m pretty sure, after a heart attack, they advise against rawdogging hoes, as well.

 

15 thoughts on “Ask Your Doctor If Your Heart Is Healthy Enough For Sexual Activity

  1. Doug in Oakland

    My friend has pulmonary hypertension and the drug they have him taking large doses of is basically Viagra. This prompted his ex-girlfriend to mutter something about coals to Newcastle…

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