Well, I’m Not Buying Assless Chaps For ME…That Would Be Ridiculous.

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Me: “Did you know when you text ‘assless chaps’, that auto changes it to ‘assless chaos’?”

Tracy: “How would I possibly know that, and why are you texting about assless chaps?”

Me: “Ryan and I were speculating if it was possible to get teeny tiny ones for cats.”

Tracy: “Assless chaps for cats…”

Me: “For when the cats ride the rescue donkey we’re getting.”

Tracy: “And when are you getting a rescue donkey?”

Me: “When we win Powerball.”

Tracy: “This is why some people shouldn’t be rich…THIS.”

19 thoughts on “Well, I’m Not Buying Assless Chaps For ME…That Would Be Ridiculous.

  1. Doug in Oakland

    Oh dear, now that I’ve gone looking it would appear that there are several bands who call themselves “Assless Chaps” , and a song by The Eskimos called “Black Cat Assless Chaps.”
    All of these things I would never know if I didn’t read your blog…

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