A few weeks ago, I broke my toe at work, so I’ve been forced to wear one of those ridiculous boots to protect it while it’s healing.
Student: “How’s your toe?”
Me: “Better, but today, I have this weird burning pain.”
Student: “You should take Adderol.”
Me: “So I can really buckle down and focus on how much it hurts?”
Student: “Oh, sorry, I meant Demerol.”
Me: “We’re going to need to have a conversation about your knowledge of prescription medications, one of these days.”