Don’t Get Me Started On Unexpected Boners

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One of the many things you have to negotiate when you’re teaching, is that you’re either constantly trying to hold in a fart, or trying to control a classroom full of people who failed at the same.

Student: *farts with a look of abject horror and embarrassment*

Me: “Sweetie, it’s okay, everybody does it, and if you didn’t do it, you’d explode, and we’d all miss you very much.”

D’Avonte: “Yeah, but we won’t miss the smell. Β The fuck did you eat?”

29 thoughts on “Don’t Get Me Started On Unexpected Boners

  1. Hyperion

    Farting and Boners? Isn’t that what all male bipedal hominids were expertly designed to do? I applaud your support for these very psychologically soothing and natural events. Both can be a bit disconcerting on crowded elevators. One must make attempts at preserving the public decorum. Otherwise, loud and proud is healthy. πŸ˜›

  2. LOL. Funny stuff; “if you didn’t do it, you’d explode, and we’d all miss you very much.” Then again, maybe that would just be the beginning of a launch. In which case, we’d still miss you very much. But, perhaps Mission Control would be able to make contact. :O)

  3. Doug in Oakland

    Hi Megan. I have a few minutes of internet access and I wanted to say hi and say something witty, but one can’t be expected to compete with D’Avonte can one?

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