Caolinn: “What are you doing?”
Me: “I’m googling some old students.”
Caolinn: “Awwww, that’s sweet. To see how they’re doing?”
Me: (incredulous look) “To see who’s doing time, and what they were arrested for…I have some bets to settle.”
Caolinn: *blank stare*
Me: “Keep disapproving; if Danny Jones has been picked up for drug trafficking, it’s worth a twenty.”
(And before any of you judge me, *Danny Jones was arrested for dealing cocaine IN FIFTH GRADE.)
*Clearly, not his real name.