Picture it, if you will…the McMcerson clan, so wholesome, listening to Christmas music whilst assembling candy boxes for their neighbors, and Mariah Carey’s, “All I Want For Christmas Is You,” comes on.
Me: “I think this is the only Mariah Carey song that I actually like.”
Xavier: “This song is creepy.”
Xavier: “‘I just want you for my own’…it’s not about Christmas, it’s about a kidnapping. She wants to OWN him.”
Liam: (eye roll) “Fa-la-la-la-la…la-la-la-la.”