I Don’t Know Why I Even Talk



As I was headed out to pick up their sister…


Me: “Keep everything locked, and don’t answer the door for anyone or anything.”

Xavier: “AnyTHING? ย Thanks, mom, you’ve been yelling at me, my whole life, that there is no such thing as monsters, and now you’re telling me they can ring doorbells.”

Me: *sigh*

44 thoughts on “I Don’t Know Why I Even Talk

  1. elitosphere

    once again, he’s got a point, you know… Besides, everyone knows that monsters only enter your house through the evil portal of reality television!

  2. I say introduce him to the Pilot episode of Supernatural. Particularly this part:

    Sam Winchester: When I told Dad I was scared of the thing in my closet, he gave me a .45!
    Dean Winchester: Well, what was he supposed to do?
    Sam Winchester: I was *nine* years old! He was supposed to say “don’t be afraid of the dark!”
    Dean Winchester: Don’t be afraid of the dark? What are you, kidding me? Of course you should be afraid of the dark. You know what’s out there!

      • Nah, the first episode was enough for the set up… After that? It’s just a booty call for straight women and gay men. The stories are pretty much telegraphed, the pouty attitudes will work for some random fantasy… but the stories run like the soap opera we call “Professional Wrestling”.

      • I gave up on that; thanks to JJ Abrams’ two ass-clowns that wrote it. Apparently they “borrowed” the stupidest idea possible from Alias and ran with it again. And I won’t even look back. ๐Ÿ˜€

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