This Is Why I Need A Raise

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We’ve spent the last week working on Punnett Squares and genetic inheritance…

Me: “Okay, I’ve given everyone two genes for hair color.  I need you to hold them behind your back. and walk around the room.  When I yell stop, you’re going to go to the person closest to you…you’re going to pull out your genes, and you’re going to figure out what hair colors your babies will have.”

Ramon: “Ms. M, so we’re makin’ babies?”

Me: “Figuratively, yes.”

Ramon: “Ms. M., I ain’t lookin’ to get stuck with no child support.”

Me: “I think we’ll be okay.”

Ramon: “I don’t know Ms. M.”

D’Avonte: (whispering to Ramon) “How am I supposed to have babies when I still have a dick?”

Ramon: (whispering) “I don’t know, but I’m not paying for them.”

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