She Clearly Hasn’t Forgiven My Patchouli Phase

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Me: “So, I finally managed to get a shred of wisdom today.”

Tracy: “Please tell me it’s that you finally stop believing aromatherapy is actually a thing?”

Me: “Noooo…aromatherapy is still totally a thing.”

Tracy: “Then I don’t care what you think you learned, you’re still stupid.”

36 thoughts on “She Clearly Hasn’t Forgiven My Patchouli Phase

  1. Brian

    My sister-in-law finally gave up trying to sell me on aroma therapy. Last time she tried, I cut loose with a particularly vile fart and asked “So how’s that make you feel?”

  2. So weird! I read this immediately after spraying myself with Aveda Chakra spray #6 which is an aromatherapy blend for insight and perception.
    The insight I got was that Tracy thinks me stupid as well.

  3. I had to read that out loud in order to get it. I’m in the same camp as Tracy… Then again since the mugging; what people think are smells that make them pretty tell me instead they took a bath in cheap french whore eau de toilette.

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