Yet Another Art Medium In Which To Be Inappropriate.

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Okay, if you look at just the green part, she has a point.

Okay, if you look at just the green part, she has a point.


 

My son has decided to become a self-taught balloon sculptor. Don’t ask…I just live here, I have no idea how this crap gets in their heads.

Xavier: “Mommmm!  Caolinn just said my balloon flower looks like a penis!”

Me: “Ask her how she knows what a penis looks like.”

Xavier: (pause) “I’d rather die.”

27 thoughts on “Yet Another Art Medium In Which To Be Inappropriate.

  1. Wait: A penis made of…rubber? Is that–what- metonymy squared? (Container for the thing contained sometimes by the container?)

    Xavier should next learn how to make a balloon Do-Bee, and a Don’t-Bee for contrast, to help model proper supportive sisterly behavior for Caolin. He can work his way up to female versions of Goofus and Gallant. No doubt Caolin will appreciate his inflatable efforts to raise up her eternal soul.

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