My dearest darling, Matthew, will be doing today’s post. I really wish he’d restart his blog (HINT, MOTHERFUCKER!), but, for now, his sass will be relegated to Amazon Reviews and anyone unfortunate enough to cross him in a bar after two dirty martinis.
In order to see the whole review, you have to click the “See More” at the bottom, but it’s totally worth it. Promise. 🙂