Just Be Happy I Don’t Use Mine To Make Bombs, Kids.

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Me: (singsonging in the kitchen) “It’s the weeeeeekend!  You know what that means!”

(Boys whispering in their room.)

Liam: “Shit, that means the crockpot is coming out.”

Xavier: “And that she’s not wearing pants.”

Me: “I HEARD THAT!”

Liam: (whispering) “Dog ears.”

25 thoughts on “Just Be Happy I Don’t Use Mine To Make Bombs, Kids.

  1. Brian

    The crock pot is nothing to fear! We just did a really, really nice pot roast. Of course, the cooking juices included two bottles of porter (Great Lakes Brewery “Edmund Fitzgerald”) and a host of onions that got nicely caramelized while cooking. And there was bacon involved.

    Yes, there are leftovers. That’s what lunches at work are for.

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