Now, I Want A Cupcake. Okay, I Wanted One Before Then, Too.

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Me: Urban Cookie has the new fall flavors out! You need to try the caramel apple, it’s AMAZING.

Ryan: Everything they make is amazing. They kick Sprinkles’ ass.

Me: Sprinkles is a stupid name, anyway. It’s a name for the world’s shittiest pony.

Ryan: I think my daughter had that My Little Pony.

Me: Was its Cutie Mark a dick?

Ryan: If it was, I’d buy twelve of them.

Me: As long as I get one of them.

Ryan: Fine. Thirteen.

15 thoughts on “Now, I Want A Cupcake. Okay, I Wanted One Before Then, Too.

  1. Doug in Oakland

    Please note a respectful lack of Catherine the Great jokes.
    I agree with John about Ryan being a lucky man. Wait, my friend Sara has a boyfriend named Ryan also… I guess you wouldn’t be the one to ask about why guys named Ryan get the best women. I’m too damn old to change my name, too.

  2. Doug in Oakland

    Maybe, but self-awareness goes a long way with me. Besides, I said Ryan was lucky, no-one said anything about it being easy…

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