Me: I found McGonagall cuddling with the dog!
Me: She took off before I could get it.
Ryan: Of course she did. If those got out her rep would be ruined.
Me: I’m going to get one eventually. I’m going to be more relentless than that paparazzi who got the pic of Bieber’s wiener.
Ryan: I just read that and accidentally said ‘Bieber’s wiener’ out loud.
Ryan: I’m just going to go ahead and quit my job, now.
And then, today, I got the picture… 🙂