Me: I FOUND THEM IN BED TOGETHER!!!
Tracy: Again, I find myself asking you…are you talking about your animals, or are you talking about Ryan?
Me: My animals.
Tracy: Again, this just got way less interesting.
Me: Would you prefer I caught Ryan in bed with someone?
Tracy. No. But then, at least I’d have someone to stab.
Me: I’m calling your mom.
Tracy: Now I’m going to stab you.