Never Have Balls Been So Disappointing

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Me: I’m at the Diamondbacks game. It’s only 10 minutes in, and they’re down by 3 runs. This isn’t going to be pretty.

Ryan: The season’s almost over. They’re looking forward to playing golf.

Me: Judging from the way they’re swinging, they think they already are.

(fifteen minutes later)

Me: Dear Lord, we’re 0-5 at the top of the 2nd. Is there a mercy rule in MLB?

Ryan: No. There should be a mercy rule that if your team sucks that badly, that you get free food and beer.

Me: This season would have been a Public Health Emergency.

Ryan: Baseball Diiiiibeetus.

6 thoughts on “Never Have Balls Been So Disappointing

    • Congrats! I’m almost positive we’re already out of post season. I actually don’t really follow the team, but I like going to games when I can. We’re lucky enough to get Spring Training here, so it’s always fun to hit those games, too. 🙂

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