Me: You know that feeling when you realize that you narrowly missed a close call with disaster and/or death?
Ryan: Um, yeah…are you okay!?
Me: I just had one of those at Home Depot.
Ryan: Power tool demo? Something almost land on you?
Me: A young guy was helping me in the gardening section…
Me: And I caught myself just in a nick of time…
Ryan: Before you fell over something?
Me: Before I asked him where I could find a “hand cranked seed spreader”.
Ryan: HA HA HA HA HA!!! You are the living inspiration for every bad piece of porn dialogue ever written.