Star Wars 7…The Search For More Money

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Me: Look!  Campbell’s Soup is even getting involved in Star Wars!

Ryan: Jeez. Is anyone NOT jumping in on this marketing?  What are they going to merchandise next?

Me: Chewbacca Condoms?  Don’t mind if I do!

Ryan: Way better than Han Solo Condoms.  The name alone doesn’t suggest a partner.

Me: Do you think he and Chewie ever…you know.  They were were space sailors after all. Any port in a meteor storm.

Ryan:If you don’t stop, I’ll start speculating about how big Hagrid’s penis was, again.

Me: ……….

28 thoughts on “Star Wars 7…The Search For More Money

  1. Okay, I laughed. But this hurts. It really really hurts. I don’t want to think about Han and Chewie bunking up like that… they do have lightspeed on those ships, you know. They can get anywhere, whenever they want to.

    Hagrid’s penis… god I’m glad my kids aren’t reading this. I can only handle so much “what’s all this about Hagrid’s penis? Is there something we should know?”

    By the way, it’s huge.

  2. Rick

    I have often wondered about Jabba and Leia. I mean she was wearing a gold bikini and a leash. If that is not a sex slave, then I haven ever seen one.

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