Me: Look! Campbell’s Soup is even getting involved in Star Wars!
Ryan: Jeez. Is anyone NOT jumping in on this marketing? What are they going to merchandise next?
Me: Chewbacca Condoms? Don’t mind if I do!
Ryan: Way better than Han Solo Condoms. The name alone doesn’t suggest a partner.
Me: Do you think he and Chewie ever…you know. They were were space sailors after all. Any port in a meteor storm.
Ryan:If you don’t stop, I’ll start speculating about how big Hagrid’s penis was, again.