I Don’t Even Have A Penis, DMV. Fuck You Guys.

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Me: Soooo, I got my new plate.

Ryan: You get a good one?

Me: (Sends picture)

Ryan: Haaaaaa!  Can’t. Stop. Laughing.

Me: I am NOT keeping these.

Ryan: Are you sure?  It’ll make you incredibly popular when you park in the student parking lot.

Me: Jesus fucking Christ.

Ryan: Whatever prisoner printed those is currently laughing his ass off.

Me: Can we be clear that the prisoner in question is PROBABLY a former student of mine?

Ryan: Are you going to order vanity plates now?

Me: The irony is, that if I had tried to order this EXACT plate, the DMV would have rejected my request.

Ryan: What are you going to do?

Me: Ughhhhh…I refuse to spend $50 for vanity plates.

Ryan: Well, then…you only have one option.

Me: Which is?

Ryan: Take them to the DMV, wait in line for a few hours, and then explain to a bureaucrat how you don’t want to advertise that you get “BNRS469”.

Me: FML

Ryan: That would make a much better licence plate.

50 thoughts on “I Don’t Even Have A Penis, DMV. Fuck You Guys.

  1. barbaramullenix

    I’m so embarrassed to ask what those stand for. There are no youth’s in my life, nor do I own any device on which I would need to use acronyms. Forgive me for being old.

  2. I have a cousin with the initials N.A.D. and even after a page long essay she couldn’t get that on a plate. It makes me wonder about the screening process 🙂
    P.S. If I saw a plate with FML on it I would have to pull over so I could laugh as hard as that deserves.

  3. Randstein

    Well…I think one of your options is to go to twitter and hashtag the hell out of it and soon it will be on so many license plates, T-shirts, ball caps, and coffee mugs that no one will notice yours.

  4. Doug in Oakland

    This reminds me: There has been a green Geo Metro with Arizona plates parked in the corridor outside my door off and on for a week now. Is it one of your spies?

  5. Drive Cross Country with some sort of magnetic sticker on the side of the car saying, “want plates like this? Come to AZ!!!! They hand them out without a second thought…”

    • Well, if you move you, the wife, and allllll of those babies out here, because, you know…you want to make no money and live in a red state (!?), I will totally make that happen. lol

  6. theliz

    SO wonderful! School’s coming too soon, not sure if I should cry because you will be too busy to post often or happy that we will hear about D’Avonte again!

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