(It would take entirely too long to explain how this conversation got started.)
Ryan: Rambo III was the only movie I’ve ever seen, where I wanted my money back.
Me: For me that was Eyes Wide Shut. Never has a movie with so much sex, been so sexless.
Ryan: That’s because the only believable sexual tension that Tom Cruise has ever had, onscreen, was with Val Kilmer.
**And if you don’t think Top Gun was softcore gay porn, I’m begging you to rewatch the shower scenes. All of them.