So, in case you think I’ve gone too quiet (ha ha ha ha ha!!!) I’ve merely gone cruising. And not the shitty cruising I did in my 1980 Ford Fairmont, but the boat kind with 2,000 strangers. Fun fact: tanning oil is apparently still a thing, and there is a 1″ slick of it on the surface of the pools.
Anyhoo! Until I’m back in town and can regale you with how I saw a shark from my balcony (a fucking shark, yo!)