If I’m Not Back Soon…My Mother Pushed Me

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It kills me that you've, changed, skyline, but I love your resilience.

It kills me that you’ve, changed, skyline, but I love your resilience.

So, in case you think I’ve gone too quiet (ha ha ha ha ha!!!) I’ve merely gone cruising. And not the shitty cruising I did in my 1980 Ford Fairmont, but the boat kind with 2,000 strangers. Fun fact: tanning oil is apparently still a thing, and there is a 1″ slick of it on the surface of the pools.

Anyhoo! Until I’m back in town and can regale you with how I saw a shark from my balcony (a fucking shark, yo!)

Sigh.

Sigh.

31 thoughts on “If I’m Not Back Soon…My Mother Pushed Me

  1. Have fun! Cruising is a blast!

    FYI, if you didn’t know, you can get seconds and thirds and fourths of all appetizers and entrees and desserts in the dining room. I know that because my husband and father-in-law made spectacles of themselves.

  2. Doug in Oakland

    Just remember that Hunter S. Thompson said that civilization stops at the water line and you enter the food chain, and not at the top…
    But have fun anyway.

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