Baby, Imma Cast A Reducto Spell…On Your Pants.

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Harry Potter Wand

“I wanted you to feel like a wizard every time you watched TV.” Seriously, the best birthday present ever.

(A Text conversation from last night.)

Ryan: Have you gotten your wand to work, yet?

Me: Not as well as I worked your wand last night.

Ryan: Hey-oh!  No, seriously, have you gotten it to work, yet?

Me: I’m trying to program it, now.

(5 minutes later)

Me: Sweetie, I might need you to do it for me, I can’t get it to work.

Ryan: Is it broken?

Me: No, I’m just not as tech savvy as you are. I’m reading the directions, and it’s just not working for me. Still trying…

(3 minutes later)

Me: 😦

Ryan: What’s wrong?

Me: I’m such a fucking Hufflepuff.

Ryan: There, there…at least you’re not a Nerf Herder.

Me: I don’t even know what that means.

Ryan: No one does, darling…no one does.

 

27 thoughts on “Baby, Imma Cast A Reducto Spell…On Your Pants.

  1. Doug in Oakland

    Are you trying to make us believe that this was a some sort of electronic Harry Potter wand? Oh wait, it was wasn’t it? Those are real things, that actually require programming. Carry on.

  2. Randstein

    Whatever you did to Ryan’s wand to get it to work try on yours and see what happens. Sounds like a really fun way to watch TV. Oh wait! I think I misunderstood that first read. Never mind.

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