Me: “What are you doing?”
Xavier: “Making a teeny tiny crossbow.”
Me: (pause) “What is this crossbow going to shoot?”
Me: “Are you pausing because you’re still trying to figure that part out, or because you’re trying to think of an answer that won’t piss me off?”
Me: “Throw it away.”
UPDATE: This thing is operational. Zombie apocalypse…BRING IT.