I Can Think Of Worse Ways To Drop 10lbs. Actual Dieting, For Example.

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Tracy: “Okay, what’s up with those stupid herbs you bought me?”

Me: “Oh, my, God…are you okay?  What happened?”

Tracy: “You know how supposedly we all have ten pounds of undigested meat, sitting in our colons?”

Me: “Yeah.”

Tracy: “Well, I don’t, anymore.”

Me: “Well, that’s gotta make you feel better, right?”

Tracy: “I think I just shit a basilisk.”

Me: “This phone call is officially the ‘Chamber of No Secrets’.”

16 thoughts on “I Can Think Of Worse Ways To Drop 10lbs. Actual Dieting, For Example.

  1. Randstein

    It appears birthing fully matured pythons is becoming common place. With smart phone technology and double sided camera’s it’s just a matter of time before we see something we shouldn’t. I dread that day the internet collapses from so many re-tweets.

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