The following was texted to me by a friend who was driving through one of the most gang-infested areas of the city…you know…where I used to work. 🙂
Leslie: Oh, my, God! I was just driving through Maryvale, and I saw a white guy on a bicycle, waving a Confederate flag, screaming about ‘Mexicans and n——s’.
Me: It’s the new alternative to pulling a gun on a cop. I call that move, “Suicide by Redneck.”
Leslie: Gotta work better than all the meth he was smoking.
Me: Trust me, that hillbilly has drunk his last Big Gulp. Right now, his carcass is already being eaten by a pack of stray pit bulls and one really badass chihuahua.
Leslie: I hope they don’t choke on all the bullets.