29 thoughts on “No McMcerson Holiday Is Complete With Some Inadvertent Blasphemy

  1. Anxious Mom

    Oh my god, LOL!

    My 7-year-old told me that he is basically like Jesus (the whole God is everyone’s Father thing) and wanted to know where his superpowers were.

  2. Reblogged this on Discovering ratchet and commented:
    Reincarcerated vs reincarnated vs resurrected. No biggie!

    ‘Sides, as every teenager can attest, sometimes returning to the parental abode, to be seated at the right-hand of their omniscient parent can feel like reincarceration…

  3. Can I be honest here? I mean that’s what we do here, right?
    I read this 3x (your welcome blog hits) before realizing there was anything wrong with that statement.
    No judgements, right Meg?

  4. Well, he wouldn’t be wrong if we imagine Heaven as a giant prison that Jesus had had to break out of in the first place to get to Earth.

    OMG, can you imagine prison Heaven?! It would be AWESOME! Just, you know, as long as it didn’t have shanks and Nazi sympathizers… and, instead of half-used condoms, we traded cigarettes for the opportunity to make pigeons go number two on the heads of people we didn’t like back on Earth!

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