Everyone Loves A Fancy Pussy

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D’Avonte brought her new crop top to show me, which she couldn’t even wear to school, and I sent a picture of it to Ryan, next to a dollar bill for size reference.

Me: This is D’s new shirt.  I’m pretty sure it’s a size 2T. (Toddler size 2, for you non-parents).

Ryan: That wouldn’t fit my 7yo daughter.

Me: I know; I have bigger bras than this.

Ryan: I think Shadow has bigger shirts than that.  Not that I dress my cat, mind you. She likes to set her own fashion.

Me: Well, now I know what you do when you’re alone.

Ryan: Yes, it’s all Sports Center and picking out sassy outfits for my cats. Turned on?

Me: Yes, my loins are all aflame.

Ryan: Then let me tell you about their shoe collection…

34 thoughts on “Everyone Loves A Fancy Pussy

  1. Randstein

    Well….I almost made it to the end with my dignity intact and then the shoes got me. I lost it. I laughed with my outside voice while inside. I live with five asian girls from age 63 to 3. There are well over 200 pairs of shoes in my house and they are the only thing the girls are willing to kill each other over. Yes, everyone loves a fancy pussy but it’s the shoes that really make it. 🙂

  2. Doug in Oakland

    Ryan must have really celebrated on January 14, when, according to the Bloggess, it was National Dress Your Cat Up Day. Or is this supposed to be on the down low?

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