It Probably Wouldn’t Look Good If I Tried To Sell A 15-Year-Old Girl On Craig’s List, Would It?

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Me: “Why isn’t this remote working?”  (shakes it)

Caolinn: “It’s because it’s old…like you.”

Me: (glare) “Watch it.”

Caolinn: “Watch what?  Your hair turn gray?”

Me: “I’m going to shave you when you sleep.”

Caolinn: “You can’t…you’re like 280 in dog years, so you need your rest.”

Me: “Keep digging that grave.”

Caolinn: “Which one?”  (smirks)

32 thoughts on “It Probably Wouldn’t Look Good If I Tried To Sell A 15-Year-Old Girl On Craig’s List, Would It?

  1. Duct Tape, a closet and about 3 hours works wonders…. Either that or swap out the coffee (if) she drinks for decaff… then swap it back in about 2 weeks… Reverse if she’s already on decaff.

    Though this is the sort of banter my mother and I often go through when we’re out and about.

  2. Doug in Oakland

    My older brother used to say that old age and treachery will always overcome youth and skill, but he’s already dead, so I don’t know if I should believe him…

  3. Too bad you can’t drug her into a deep, coma like sleep and put a bald cap on her so she can wake up scared for just a sec before she realizes what you did! Mwaahhaaaa!!!

    (wait, did I actually write that?) LMAO!

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