Cakes Shaped Like Genitalia Lack The Subtlety Our Family Craves

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(In the midst of discovering the wonder that is a Starbucks chocolate cakepop.)

Me: “Oh, my, God, why is this so good!?”

Caolinn: (shrugs)

Me: “I’ve got it…it’s like the world’s most delicious Ding Dong in my mouth.”

Caolinn: *SNORT*

Me: “Shut up.”

 

**For my non-American friends…a “Ding Dong” is both a chocolate cupcake-like thing that will no doubt kill you slowly, and also one of the 4-million terms that America has invented for ‘penis’. Go USA!**

37 thoughts on “Cakes Shaped Like Genitalia Lack The Subtlety Our Family Craves

  1. Doug in Oakland

    Have you heard the story of how Coca Cola phonetically translated into Mandarin Chinese as “bite the wax tadpole” until the company chose 4 different characters that now render as “to allow the mouth to be able to rejoice,” (according to Snopes)?

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