I Need To Rethink My Seduction Techniques

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Ryan: “God it’s cold in here.”

Me: “Are there some Toros in the atmosphere?”

Ryan: (pause) “What?”

Me: “From Bring It On…you know…’Brrrr, it’s cold in here…there must be some Toros in the atmosphere’.”

Ryan: “Never saw it.”

Me: “Well, I know what we’re doing Saturday.”

Ryan: “Robbing me of any semblance of manhood?”

Me: “It has girls in short skirts.”

Ryan: “Aren’t these girls in high school?”

Me: “Ohhhhh…true.”

Ryan: “Who are you!?  Am I talking to Chris Hansen, again!?”

Me: “Again?”

Ryan: “I said nothing.”

13 thoughts on “I Need To Rethink My Seduction Techniques

  1. Doug in Oakland

    Measure the volume and speed of his indrawn breath when your foot makes contact, factor in the proximity to his scrotum, and there’s your scale. Extra points if he doesn’t run away when you try this.

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