I Shall Apply A Password To My Communication Medium Post Haste

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(Coming back from lunch.)

Tracy: “You left your phone here.”

Me: “I realized that after I left, but then, I couldn’t exactly call you to ask about it.”

Tracy: “So….you got a text from Ryan.”

Me: “Ummmm…okay.”

Tracy: “I read it.”

Me: “What kind of text?  Should I be embarrassed for myself or annoyed with you?”

Tracy: “You should be SUPER embarrassed about all the texts you guys were sending last night.”

Me: “Ohhhhhh, God…you didn’t.”

Tracy: “Seriously, who uses ‘expeditiously’ like that?  And ‘scrupulously’?  And how did he figure out a way to make ‘intractable’ filthy?”

Me: (facepalm) “We like all the good words.”

Tracy: “If the SAT bought the ACT a six-pack and then fucked the shit out of it…it would sound EXACTLY like your text feed.”

Me: “The SAT would never do that…the SAT would bring wine.”

Tracy: (eye roll)

 

57 thoughts on “I Shall Apply A Password To My Communication Medium Post Haste

  1. Doug in Oakland

    If anyone got into the sent box on my phone, about the only amusing thing in there is the time I said that I felt like a failure as a cat playmate.

  2. Awesome!! However, I would VERY worried if someone got a hold of MY phone and texted my significant other. They might set up expectations I couldn’t fulfill!! HA HA!! I also LOVE big words…now have to figure out how to use them to talk dirty! I have a new goal!! LMAO! 😀

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