(A text conversation…)
Me: I’m in the waiting room for the kid’s doctor… First, they were playing Michael Bolton, and now it’s Patrick Swayze’s She’s Like the Wind. Now, *I* need a friggin’ doctor.
Ryan: Patrick Swayze should never sing.
Me: Well, yeah…especially now that he’s dead.
Me: Too soon?
Ryan: No, too soon would be changing the words to, ‘He’s In the Wind”.
Me: My turn. Ooooooooooo..