While shopping at Target for an ornament exchange I was attending, for an organization I’m involved with, that supports and connects LGBTQ community members with peers and some straight allies.
Caolinn: “What do you want to get?”
Me: “It has to be a un-traditional and fun, bordering on campy. Those are the ones that everyone fights over.”
Caolinn: “How about this one? It’s masculine, but also sort of sexy.” (Holds up Superman ornament complete with abs.)
Me: “Lesbians outnumber the men 10:1 at this thing, I have to find something for my ladies who like ladies. Wait…do they have Wonder Woman?”
Caolinn: “Nope, but they have this…” (smirking)
Me: “Too far.”
(Ironically, someone else brought it, and it was a huge hit. *sigh*)