Fa La La La La La La La Fucking A

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As we stood in the middle of a huge community Christmas event, surrounded by wailing and shrieking children.

Caolinn: “I don’t like these sounds.  Mom…I’m tying my tubes.”

Me: “There are just so many of them.”

Caolinn: “Seriously, look at that woman, she has like six kids under six.”

Me: “Maybe instead of passing out candy canes, they need to be passing out condoms.”

Caolinn: “Too far, Mom.”

26 thoughts on “Fa La La La La La La La Fucking A

  1. Ha! When my son was little we lived in Mesa. Due to religious orientation there, I was one of the only mothers with one child. They used to tell me it was rather like child abuse to have only one. I fought the urge to respond by asking how much attention Thing One and Thing Two got in comparison to Thing Eight.

    • I think I said the same thing at her age…and then had three kids by 28. I have hope. Also, I think Xavier will knock out at least 4. He’s a traditionalist. 🙂

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